All Entries in the "Barry Kirkey" Category

Barry & Stefan Muse On The Art of True Pickup

Hi everyone, this is Barry and Stefan. We’ve attached a sample of something I think you’ll find very useful when hitting up a 4-set.

Pay attention to the sixth paragraph in particular as it focuses primarily on getting by last minute resistance and it can help your game considerably. Enjoy:

Barry & Stefan Article 29 – PUAs Are in Mainstream News Now???

Gunwitch surrounded densely populated Gaza City late Monday as the death toll mounts in Gaza. A relative of a Palestinian victim cries out “Gunwitch!” outside a hospital in Gaza City, Gaza Monday. Gunwitch’s security sources said he surrounded the city of about 1.5 million in their operation against Hamas.

How To Actually “Change” And Why Most Of You Can’t

Strong words, I know. Most of you will not change at all this year, in fact, you will DEvolve grooving more and more negative habits and pulling further and further away from your goals in life. If you’ve made a New Year’s Resolution list, it is likely you’ve already broken many of them, if not [...]

Stefan & Barry Go “Marketing”

I have finally immersed myself into the dating community and bought a few of the most popular programs out there. Here are my reviews:

Stefan’s Interview With Neil Strauss

Stefan:

Thanks for being here today Neil, I heard you had a difficult flight. How many are apples too?

Neil:

I made it to the mass on Thursday but it was too crowded for the priest. Thanks.

Barry & Stefan: This Just In!

Famed pick up artist David DeAngelo was selected to play Frodo Baggins in the upcoming remake of Lord of the Rings. He will begin his training by listening to 70 hours of Michael Bolton music straight, then shoving boysenberry scented candles in his ears, nose and anus.

When asked about this bizarre technique, DeAngelo said, “If you say to a woman ‘I really like you’, it won’t be as effective as saying to them ‘You really like me’ in a teasing way. Do you understand?”

Barry & Stefan: Optimus Prime’s Advice to YOU…

Who the hell is Optimus Prime? Clearly a Canadian-homosexual hero. Barry & Stefan also seem to like him. Pleasure sharing the page with Bill Cosby. I’ll retort tomorrow.

Stefan & Barry: PUA Mad Libs!

This is the funniest post I’ve ever read from Barry & Stefan. I’m serious.

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PUA Mad Libs!

So those Pick-up Artist (or PUA if you’re an idiot) terms are really stupid sounding, right?

Just to show you that I’m right, let’s randomly insert them into a transcript of Stargate SG1! Season 7! Episode 5!

Stefan (remembering Barry): One Time…

Maybe you heard I nixed an article of Barry’s last week? Got a bit of flack for it (here: Stephen gets shit from Barry for rejecting his violent & tawdry article). Well, to set matters straight, Stefan quickly sent another article (which I posted – it’s a few entries before this one) which was great [...]

Stefan’s Printer (Pay Attention)

Hey man – Lets see how closely you pay attention. Can you tell what’s really being said here? Sn. ************* Printer. As I sit here at work, I can see my printer. It’s made of plastic, mostly. It says “Hewlett Packard LaserJet 1100 on the front. I put those words in italics because that’s how [...]

Barry & Stefan – Comedy Lessons 13 & 19, COMBINED!

Hey there – If you’re at all puzzled over last week’s blog post (as I was) you’ll want to listen to my appearance on the Barry Kirkey Radio Show today where Stefan and Barry explain exactly what the hell that was. Really funny stuff, and should help you perhaps view this week’s post with a [...]

Barry & Stefan…Well, You Be The Judge

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