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My Interview on the Barry Kirkey Radio Show

So, I caught up yesterday with my old friend Barry Kirkey on his online radio show. The chat lasted for about 45 minutes.

He gets me to divulge the backstory of my breakup last year. I talk about the “scene” in the home we shared when I returned from a business trip. It wasn’t pretty. We talk a bit about “Suicide Girls” (and why you should not date a Suicide Girl…) and other stuff. Listen to it here…

Barry & Stefan Honor Earth Day!

The eco-green movement has hit Canada! Now, having lived with Barry, I can attest to his interest in the environment and the planet. Style (aka, Neil Strauss) put Barry in charge of Project Hollywood recycling. I fondly recall Barry collecting all of Papa’s Diet Coke cans, and Mystery’s Energy Drink bottles and placing them - 1 by 1 - into his weekly blue bag. Then, Barry would proudly strut to the curb and place our recycling for the garbage man!

Big “props” to Barry for making the ProHo experience so clean and pleasant.

Here’s Barry and Stefan’s tribute to Earth Day, Wednesday April 22nd.

Poooah’s Singing?

Barry and Stefan have uncovered the highly protected and secret new project of Neil Strauss, Mystery, Papa - and the latest true revolutionary in the scene, Fader.

This is very special.

Some of the greatest guys in the scene, the true trailblazers, the ones always out in front, have released an album which redefines the notion of “higher value” once and for all (dammit Neil!).

Here is a sneak preview of the album cover…

Barry Kirkey: How To Get Any Woman

FINALLY…Barry is revealing his tested secrets to getting girls. For about a year now, he’s been running his hysterical radio show, and has not once revealed the secrets to Barry Kirkey attraction - until now.

Brace yourself…

The BKRS Pet: Paxil Cat

The latest from Barry/Stefan is simply the below image of a crazed kitty. Apparently, when on Paxil, one’s eyes turn green, and Chinese phantoms arrive.

On a related note, I ate the best Chinese food last night in recent memory. A spot called “Joe’s Shanghai” on Pell Street. If you’re a NYer, or visiting, definitely worth the visit. The pork dumplings are incredible.

The Chad Dinosaur Saga

Part 1

Hey Chad, this is Stefan:

I was wondering if you could do me a favor. Could you write an article for me tomorrow? I would like to submit it to Stephen Nash for this week’s publication. Here are the details:

I want you to write about dinosaurs - everything you know about them - different types, your favorite one, descriptions - anything you like, as long as it’s about dinosaurs. I’m looking for something that’s about 400 to 500 words (that’s about 1 page in MS Word). Other than that, there are no restrictions on how you want to write it.

Can you do this?

Barry Kirkey Nation

Barry & Stefan handed off this week’s article to a member of BKN (Barry Kirkey Nation) - a guy named Chad. I’ve known Chad since reform school, when he used to try and hump the wheelchair girls, like a dog might. Now, Chad gets laid like a rock-star. His unique background + his overwhelming current success with ‘da ladeez’ qualifies him as a member of BKN.

Join BKN here:
Barry Kirkey Nation

Take it away Chad:

Barry & Stefan - Introducing our New Line of Products

Apparently, The Barry Kirkey Radio Show is responding to the current worldwide recession (does Canada have an economy??) by branching out into the furniture biz. I recall fondly that Barry, lazy-ass that he is, enjoys the comforts of home like the more sedate of us. Good for him for parlaying this interest into a viable source of income.

Here are the new offerings from BKRS:

Barry & Stefan - Article 36

Barry & Stefan presented the following as their article this week - and it’s mostly in Chinese…any Chinese readers care to translate?

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你好。 我喜欢去商店。 商店是乐趣。 I由面包在商店。 面包是好。 它品尝可口。 鸡也品尝可口。 我将请有鸡十块板材! 一次我吃了一只鸡并且投掷了。 我不喜欢投掷。 投掷吮。 我不喜欢投掷。 昨天我没有投掷。 巴里Kirkey广播节目比您滑稽。 成交以它。巴里和Stefan比您滑稽。 我们知道更多关于什么比任何人滑稽的在世界上。 如果您不喜欢，是性交。 hah hah hah。

Some Dude Named Hydro…

Barry asked “Hydro” - a regular on his show - to write up this week’s article. What follows are his chemical-filtered Valentine’s Day ramblings. Also, since all of Barry’s “regulars” are cool enough never to hide behind weird internet personalities, I’ve google’d “Hydro PUA” and found this pic as the first image result - nice….

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Hello my name is Hydro, barry has asked me to do a article for nash and since your a cool guy man i though i would talk about me and my gf s valentimes day.

Barry & Stefan - Fader Interviews Someone For A Job At Lovesystems…

I can’t reveal how I stumbled on this transcript of Fader interviewing someone who wants to be an instructor for the same company. Remember, this is REAL! There is no way I would make something like this up. No way. Not me:

Fader: Welcome to Lovesystems? As you might already know, we are the pinnacle of home improvement?

Interviewee: Yes, of course, I’ve heard of you and I’m very interested in being part of the team.

Fader: Being part of the team, is the pinnacle of pickup?

Barry & Stefan: 10 Ways To Be Funny

So you want to be the top dog on how to be funny huh?

Well it doesn’t come easy, if you really insist on wanting to know, here is my top 10 ways you can learn to be funny:

1) Grow up around people who are funny: Yeah well, if you’ve hit age 20, chances are it’s too late for you. The only real way to fix this is to create a time machine, go back and tell your younger self not to hang around unfunny douche bags.