All Entries in the "Barry Kirkey" Category

Barry & Stefan Honor Earth Day!

The eco-green movement has hit Canada! Now, having lived with Barry, I can attest to his interest in the environment and the planet. Style (aka, Neil Strauss) put Barry in charge of Project Hollywood recycling. I fondly recall Barry collecting all of Papa’s Diet Coke cans, and Mystery’s Energy Drink bottles and placing them - 1 by 1 - into his weekly blue bag. Then, Barry would proudly strut to the curb and place our recycling for the garbage man!

Big “props” to Barry for making the ProHo experience so clean and pleasant.

Here’s Barry and Stefan’s tribute to Earth Day, Wednesday April 22nd.

Poooah’s Singing?

Barry and Stefan have uncovered the highly protected and secret new project of Neil Strauss, Mystery, Papa - and the latest true revolutionary in the scene, Fader.

This is very special.

Some of the greatest guys in the scene, the true trailblazers, the ones always out in front, have released an album which redefines the notion of “higher value” once and for all (dammit Neil!).

Here is a sneak preview of the album cover…

Barry Kirkey: How To Get Any Woman

FINALLY…Barry is revealing his tested secrets to getting girls. For about a year now, he’s been running his hysterical radio show, and has not once revealed the secrets to Barry Kirkey attraction - until now.

Brace yourself…

The BKRS Pet: Paxil Cat

The latest from Barry/Stefan is simply the below image of a crazed kitty. Apparently, when on Paxil, one’s eyes turn green, and Chinese phantoms arrive.

On a related note, I ate the best Chinese food last night in recent memory. A spot called “Joe’s Shanghai” on Pell Street. If you’re a NYer, or visiting, definitely worth the visit. The pork dumplings are incredible.

The Chad Dinosaur Saga

Part 1

Hey Chad, this is Stefan:

I was wondering if you could do me a favor. Could you write an article for me tomorrow? I would like to submit it to Stephen Nash for this week’s publication. Here are the details:

I want you to write about dinosaurs - everything you know about them - different types, your favorite one, descriptions - anything you like, as long as it’s about dinosaurs. I’m looking for something that’s about 400 to 500 words (that’s about 1 page in MS Word). Other than that, there are no restrictions on how you want to write it.

Can you do this?

Barry Kirkey Nation

Barry & Stefan handed off this week’s article to a member of BKN (Barry Kirkey Nation) - a guy named Chad. I’ve known Chad since reform school, when he used to try and hump the wheelchair girls, like a dog might. Now, Chad gets laid like a rock-star. His unique background + his overwhelming current success with ‘da ladeez’ qualifies him as a member of BKN.

Join BKN here:
Barry Kirkey Nation

Take it away Chad:

Barry & Stefan - Introducing our New Line of Products

Apparently, The Barry Kirkey Radio Show is responding to the current worldwide recession (does Canada have an economy??) by branching out into the furniture biz. I recall fondly that Barry, lazy-ass that he is, enjoys the comforts of home like the more sedate of us. Good for him for parlaying this interest into a viable source of income.

Here are the new offerings from BKRS: