Barry & Stefan: 10 Ways To Be Funny

So you want to be the top dog on how to be funny huh?

Well it doesn’t come easy, if you really insist on wanting to know, here is my top 10 ways you can learn to be funny:

1) Grow up around people who are funny: Yeah well, if you’ve hit age 20, chances are it’s too late for you. The only real way to fix this is to create a time machine, go back and tell your younger self not to hang around unfunny douche bags.

2) Have funny parents: This is very similar to the last one – as well as the time machine solution. Figure it out.

3) Take Paxil. Yeah I know, you might not actually “need” Paxil because you’re mentally healthy. But Barry took it, and he’s the funniest guy there is.

4) Don’t contradict the BKRS. If you do, there’s a 100% chance (that’s 10 out of 10 odds) that you will be wrong. Thank you and good day.

5) Don’t be a douche bag. Seriously, if you’re a douche, it will mask your actual humor because that’s all that people will see.

6) Eat lots of All Bran bars.

7) Get a girlfriend. Stephen Nash can help you here, for sure. Also, scientific studies show that people with girlfriends are funnier than those without. This also applies to women who want girlfriends.

Learn how to code HTML. This will increase your capacity for absorbing jokes – in particular, the Three Stooges.

9) Watch all the UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) you can possibly watch. Watching UFC creates a “sponge-like” environment for your brain – the more you watch the more you can actually learn when you’re not watching it. This is a true fact.

10) Read 1 to 10 again, and you will be funnier.

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I’ll (Stephen) add 2 more:

11) Don’t take Xanax…my buddy JJ took one Saturday night, and was practically catatonic at his own birthday party – not funny (oh, and he smoked a ton of weed too).

12) Listen to the Barry Kirkey Radio Show for 30 days straight right here:

The Barry Kirkey Radio Show

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