Barry & Stefan Report: “PUA - The Movie”

I recently had an insider’s interview with the producer and casting director for the PUA collaboration movie. Without spoiling too much, I have to say I am very impressed by their choice characters. The resemblances will make this an easy movie to make…

Neil Strauss will be playing the Alien from “A Fire in the Sky.” Director Bryan Singer personally called Neil on his cell phone to offer him the job. Neil accepted the job and was quoted as saying, “I hate my life.”

Neil Strauss will play:

The alien from “A Fire in the Sky”

VH1’s “Mystery” will also have a starring role in the film. This will be a slight stretch for him but Spyglass productions executives have been quoted as saying they have “enough confidence that he will pull it off.”

Mystery will play Amy Winehouse. An odd choice for this movie, but since sources will not reveal the plot of the new film, we can only speculate as to how this character will fit in. When asked about the role, Mystery was quoted as saying “It works out well since I surgically fused my fur hat to my scalp.”

Mystery will play:

Amy Winehouse?

Casting director did contact the famous, “Gunwitch” as well asking him if he would perform a cameo for a special role as the Shaquille O’Neal version of “Kazaam.”

Before accepting the offer Gunwitch gave one of the interviewing crew a palm strike to the nose, forcibly pushing his nose bone up into the brain of the victim. After which, he somehow became armed with 2 AK-47 automatic machine guns and proceeded to open fire on the set while yelling “Never!” over and over.
He fled the scene on foot before police could arrive, and he is believed to be surviving in the wild - in a nearby forest. It is unlikely that authorities will be able to apprehend Gunwitch.

Gunwitch will play:

Kazaam! Starring Shaquille O’Neal .

Lastly, our sources advised that Owen Cook (known as Tyler Durden) will also make a notable appearance – as “Sick Boy” originally played by Johnny Lee Miller of Trainspotting. This will not be a stretch of Cook, as he can easily sport the look that says “I’m washed up and look like I have just done way too much heroin” look.

Owen Cook will play:

Sick Boy from Trainspotting – an uncanny resemblance.

As the film is still in early production stages we do not have any further casting details, but hope to learn more over the coming months.