Stefan’s Interview With Neil Strauss

Stefan:

Thanks for being here today Neil, I heard you had a difficult flight. How many are apples too?

Neil:

I made it to the mass on Thursday but it was too crowded for the priest. Thanks.

Stefan:

Why is it that Ethiopia is in South America in the 1920s?

Neil:

I don’t get it. What do you mean?

Stefan:

The number eighty.

Neil:

Porcupines are the same thing as horses, stop trying to bullshit your way out of this one.

Stefan:

No Neil – porcupines ARE the same thing as horses. And don’t you forget it.

Neil:

Seriously dude, why are you such a douchebag? I hung out with Mystery for like 5 years man. I know a thing or two about a thing or two.

Stefan:

Teach a man to fish and you feed him forever.

Neil:

You never know a man until you walk a mile in his shoes

Stefan:

An apple never falls far from the tree.

Neil:

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Stefan:

A dedicated gardener dwells within.

Neil:

Don’t make a mountain out of a molehill.

Stefan:

Every rose has its thorn.

Neil:

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

Stefan:

Lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas.

Neil:

Money doesn’t grow on trees.

Stefan:

No use crying over spilt milk.

Neil:

One bad apple spoils the bunch.

Stefan:

Open up a can of worms.

Neil:

There may be snow on the roof, but there’s fire in the belly.

Stefan:

Hey Neil…

Neil:

Yeah?

Stefan:

Stop being a douchebag. Your nickname is retarded. Fuck you.

Neil and I remain good friends to this day.

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